LONG HILARIOUS POSTā¼ļøā¼ļø A MUST-READā¼ļø
Okay, so allow me to be your comic relief on a Sunday Morning. I know most of you expect that my posts are going to be very poignant and filled with valuable information. I have been transparent with you, I have shared with you my story of addiction and obesity.
I have showed you my overweight pictures and strugglesā¦ but, today Iām going to share probably one of the most embarrassing things that has happened to me to this date as a runner!!! Iām actually still laughing š.
This morning my running partner and I left my house at 5:20 for our 14-mile run. I had attended a beautiful wedding last night, and they were kind enough to have a special vegan dish made for me. It was extremely hot and spicy but delicious, so I ate it all š.
This morning I told my running partner that I felt a little off, I had not gone to the bathroom yetā¦ but whatever, letās just roll with this run and get going.
About 5 miles in my stomach definitely started to rumble and I thought oh my god what am I gonna do? Straight ahead, I see a lime green porta-john and think, “Thank God, he has answered my prayersā¦”
Now mind you, itās still very early in the morning. I figured I could hop in, tear it up and get out. Perfect, I sayā¦. who will ever be on these country roads this early!!!!
Two minutes later, I hear a diesel truck pull up– literally what feels like is going to be crashing into the porta potty and I hear “Okay, boysā¦ let’s git this thing loaded upā šš LMAO.
I start sweating profusely with panic, (’cause whatās happening in there aināt pretty š¤£š¤£). I have to now yell and say āWAIT, THERES SOMEBODY IN HEREā¼ļø”
I open the door and a larger bald man looks at me in disbelief. I just politely say “Sorry about this” and take off running š. Ten minutes later, I see the rollback truck pass me with Old Green strapped to the back! I was doubled over in laughter thinking my god, what if they didnāt hear me and I got hauled away to the Land Oā Porta Pottyāsā¦. never to be heard from again.
Things I learned todayā¦
- Never trust a port a pottyā¦ even if it has a friendly face.
- Despite my trauma š, I was able to wake up and do what I love. Godās beauty is amazing. I am so thankful to have eyes to see it.
- I probably never should eat spicy food like that again.
- I will most likely be the topic of discussion at the porta-potty headquarters and I love itšš.
- I couldāve been abducted into the porta-potty missing persons database and my running partner never wouldāve known the difference because he was ahead of meā¦. saying āI donāt know, she was just right behind me.ā š
- Andā¦. I love my new Run to Change Lives Water bottle.
Be safe out there yāallā¦.. SWANSON OUT!!!š¤